1. The Picture Crew: These set of people only come to
shoprite to snap pictures and take selfies with friends, and they end up
buying little things too like the petty shoppers.
2.The Petty Shoppers: These set of people usually
come to to buy little things that can be bought from a kiosk in the
streets, things like blueband butter, coke, bread, biscuits, pampers,
always(the girls dem lol)etc. They can be annoying sometimes.
3.The Pricer: These set of people walks into the showrooms pricing every tabs,tv,electronics, and they might end up not buying anything.
4.The Excessive Shoppers: These set of people (I
belong here too, in the future sha) will buy everything they see and
you’ll think they might end buying everything in the mall.
5.The Parole Finders: These set of people are
usually dressed up and looking cool, handsome, or beautiful as the case
may be, but their sole aim is to find a date,spouse,or Se.xxmate. And
they always end up buying little things too (petty shoppers everywhere
SMH)
6.The We Don’t Joke Around Crew: These set of people
don’t even talk to anybody, they just walking (very fast) grab a
basket, move around, pick things, join the queue, pay and get out that’s
all.
7.The KFC Flaunts: You’ll see these people sitted on
the KFC table with a bottle of sprite for a couple hours, faking phone
calls and forming busy (busy doing nothing). Bros stand and go to your
house. Lol
8.The Family Crew: These family sweeps the entire
walkway with their whole family, shouting and stepping on people toes.
You’ll find them mostly in Akure and Ibadan Shoprite. Hehehe
9.The Spectators: (I belong here lol) We don’t
usually have any specific reason for coming, we just stroll around for
sometime showing off our clothes and shoes and we might end up joining
the picture crew. Lol
10.The Kids And Their Mothers: Mostly spotted in
Akure, each time you see them, they are always shouting at their kids
not to touch anything, not to wander away. And they end up buying little
things like bread and biscuits.
Last but not the last…
11.The Call And Chatting Crew: These set of people
don’t buy anything also like the spectators, they just wander about
texting and receiving phone calls, smiling as if they just won a
contract and they might end up like the picture crew too.

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